Balance Cock Bugle
Horological satire – sometimes it’s good to laugh at ourselves
Local Man Arrested at Food Lion After Nude Tantrum, Claims Father Transformed into Disapproving Wristwatch
“Dad, stop judging me! I’m doing my best!” Witnesses reported that Thompson then proceeded to sprint down the canned goods aisle, pursued by an unseen entity he described as his father-turned-wristwatch.
Local Man Arrested at Food Lion After Nude Tantrum, Claims Father Transformed into Disapproving Wristwatch
“Dad, stop judging me! I’m doing my best!” Witnesses reported that Thompson then proceeded to sprint down the canned goods aisle, pursued by an unseen entity he described as his father-turned-wristwatch.
Florida Man Swims with Rolex Submariner
FT LAUDERDALE, FL – Last week, several witnesses confirmed the sighting of a middle-aged man frequent the shores of Cannon Beach, a stretch of sandbar notably adjacent to the Atlantic…
Proud Watch Owner Announces Latest Acquisition (Coinciding with Son’s Birth).
LOS ANGELES, CA — Last Friday, Dave Nelson was all too eager to broadcast a milestone nine months in the making. “New watch alert! Finally, super thrilled to share my…
Iron: The Next New Luxury?
LE BRASSUS, SWITZERLAND – Bronze watch fans be advised, there’s a new base metal on the horizon (with oxidation properties that could put your Oris to shame). As the latest…
Fans Defend Panerai’s Abuse with Zealous Indifference
New York, NY — While not entirely unique for the industry, Panerai is a brand that continues to challenge the loyalty of its followers with an approach that’s as controversial…
Thin-Wristed Man Scammed by “Miracle Pills” Promising Size Enhancement
One could say Louis Schmidt is an optimist. However they, too, might likely be conned into a similar fate of relinquishing several thousand dollars in hopes of “a guaranteed growth…
Public Provocateur Assaulted over Speedmaster Claims
Last week on the UC Berkley campus, student Andres Rivera was physically assaulted in response to his provocative choice of words sprawled across a poster board, “Speedmasters are novelties. Change my Mind.”
Ralph Lauren Challenges JLC Reverso for Bragging Rights to Iconic Polo Watch
The fashion mogul has built an empire, but will that be enough to produce a watch that rates more “likes” on Instagram?
Forum Contributor Claims Dive Watch “Sucks” because, “The lume isn’t good enough.”
As a “veteran of dive watch reviews for over three years,” the Kansas-City native and part-time blogger is no slouch when it comes to immortalizing his opinions for his thirty-six subscribers.
Man develops Chew Addiction, Facial Hair, and PTSD after Prolonged G-Shock Exposure.
Stultz is among a small but growing population to experience side effects after prolonged exposure to their Casio G-Shock, the timepiece of choice for the “go-anywhere do-anything” tactical professional. For him, and select individuals who share his affliction, the shift in change can be felt by others in its wake.
H. Moser & Cie. Jumps the Shark with “the Fonz” Minute Repeater
Unveiled yesterday, controversial watch brand H. Moser & Cie. has taken cheeky clichés to the next level with their latest release, a tribute to ABC’s beloved sitcom Happy Days.
New Website Skindiver.com Identifies Watches seen in Adult Films
“It’s just crazy how in the year of 2020, with all the websites Watchville has to offer, there isn’t a single trace of information to help identify wristwatches seen in porn.”