New Website Skindiver.com Identifies Watches seen in Adult Films
“It’s just crazy how in the year of 2020, with all the websites Watchville has to offer, there isn’t a single trace of information to help identify wristwatches seen in porn.”
“It’s just crazy how in the year of 2020, with all the websites Watchville has to offer, there isn’t a single trace of information to help identify wristwatches seen in porn.”
“By this time next year, we’ll expand even further into the junk food franchises… get ready for the Pink Starburst Seawolf. The Astropop. The Count Chocula GMT… Ecto Cooler… The Hamburglar… Cool Ranch Doritos… iconic names for iconic color sets.
Many dealers are now looking forward to what most have taken for granted; walking to their vehicle without fear of being stalked or healthier relationships without fear of being forcefully compromised.
“I guess I have a backup if need be,” Conners conceded. “And I always did love Travolta in those talking baby movies…”
“Buying’s the easy part, but people won’t pay me as much as I want. I have no idea how Hodinkee does it.” The social media user shook his head
“To my beloved Janet, I wish to honor our original agreement of ‘until death do we part’—and so I’ll be parting you with my Newman in tow…”
I figured, ‘Hey, gear adrift is a gift!’ but when I realized it wasn’t a G-Shock I figured, ‘what’s the point.’ Plus, you gotta wind that sh*t every day.”
“I just couldn’t do it. I pictured our future together with him wearing that watch. He’d put it on for special occasions, job interviews, family holidays… eventually he’d even pass it down to our future children. It was all just too much. I can’t love a man who doesn’t respect himself enough to not wear a Skagen to his own wedding.”
“Seriously he deserved it. You should see who he’s voting for in the upcoming election. A few misplaced watches are nothing compared to Armageddon he intends to unleash upon the rest of the country.”