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Husband with Selective Taste Begs Wife, “Please, Please Don’t Buy Me Another Watch”

I mean why own one or two Rolexes when you could have several dozen-” His voice trailed off before reaching back in the box, “...Kenneth Cole Reactions.”

Mark Zuckerberg Purchases Rolex Brand… Just Because.

Zuckerberg comments, “That new blueberry Submariner kind of reminds me of our Facebook logo,” he remarked. “I think I’ll keep that one. All of that one. The ‘smurf’ too.”